Hollywood, Je te Déteste

 -un scénariste original.

12 Angry Men, 3:10 to Yuma, Adventures in Baby Sitting, Aladdin, Alfie, The Amityville Story, Anastasia, Angels in the Outfield, Annie, April Fool's Day, The Arena, Around the World in 80 Days, Arthur, Assault on Precint 13, Attack of the 50 Foot Woman, The Bad News Bears, Beauty & The Beast, Bedazzled, Ben-Hur, Beyond a Reasonnable Doubt, Black Christmas, The Blob, The Blue Angel, Body & Soul, Born Yesterday, Breathless, Brewster's Millions, Brian's Song, Bride Wars, Brighton Rock, a Bucket of Blood, The Burmese Harp.

Cabin Fever, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Cape Fear, Carnival of Souls, The Cat & The Canary, Cat People, Cats, The Champ, Charlotte's Web, Cheaper By The Dozen, Chef, Chicken Little, Child's Play, Christmas Eve, Christmas in Connecticut, Cinderella, Clash of the Titans, Classmates, The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes, The Crazies, Cube, D.O.A., Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, The Jackal, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Death at a Funeral, The Debt, The Defiant Ones, Desperate Hours, Diabolique, Dial M For Murder, Don, Double Indemnity, Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde, Dr.M., Dumbo, Escape to Witch Mountain, Evil Dead, The Experiment, The Eye.

Fame, Father of the Bride, Ferdinand, The Firm, Flatliners, Flipper, The Fly, The Fog, Footloose, a Walk in the Clouds, Freaky Friday, Fright Night, Fun With Dick & Jane, Funny Games, Gambit, The Gambler, Gaslight, Get Carter, Gloria, Going in Style, Gone in 60 Seconds, The Good Companions, The Goodbye Girl, Guess Who's Coming for Dinner ?, Halloween, The Haunting, The Heartbreak Kid, High Noon, The Hills Have Eyes, The Hitcher, Head Above Water, Holiday, Holiday Affair, House of Wax, House on the Haunted Hill, How to Make a Monster, Humanoids From the Deep, The Humpbacked Horse, Hurricane.

I am Sam, I Married a Monster, I Saw What You Did, I Spit on Your Grave, Ice Castles, The Incredible Journey, The Initiation of Sarah, The In-Laws, Insomnia, Intermezzo, Interview, Invaders From Mars, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, The Italian Job, It's Alive, The Jazz Singer, Jersey, Journey Into fear, The Jungle Book, The Karate Kid, Kick, The Kid From Left Field, King Kong, Kiss of Death.

Lady & The Tramp, The Ladykillers, The Lady Vanishes, The Land Beyond the Law, The Land That Time Forgot, Last Holiday, The Last House on the Left, The Last Kiss, The Last Mile, a Letter to 3 Wives, The Lion King, Little Fugitive, The Little Mermaid, Little Miss Marker, Little Shop of Horrors, The Loft, LOL, The Longest Yard, Lost Horizon, Lost Patrol, Love Affair, Love From a Stranger, M, The Magnificent Seven, a Man Called Otto, The Man Who Loved Women, The Manchurian Candidate, Martyrs, The Mechanic, Meet The Parents, Midnight Lace, Mighty Joe Young, Miracle in Cell no.7, Miracle on 34th Street, The Miracle Man, The Michigan Kid, Mother's Day, The Money Pit, Mr Deeds Goes To Town, The Mummy, The Music Man, My Father's Dragon, My Father The Hero, My Man Godfrey, My Old Dutch, My Sister Eileen, The Narrow Margin, Nine Months, Night and the City, Night Must Fall, Night of the Hunter, Night of the Livind Dead, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Nightwatch, Nosferatu.

Ocean's 11, The Old Dark House, The Omen, On The Beach, The One Million Pound Note, Oscar, The Out-of-Towners, Outrage, Overboard, Papillon, The Parent Trap, Pete's Dragon, The Phantom of the Opera, Pinocchio, Piranha, The Plainsman, Planet of the Apes, The Plank, Point Break, Poltergeist, The Poseidon Adventure, Prancer, Pretty Poison, The Prisoner of Zenda, Prom Night,Pyscho, Pulse, Ransom, Ready, Rear Window, Red Dawn, Resurrection, Retribution, The Ring, Robocop, Rollerball, Roman Holiday, The Roman Spring of Mrs Stone, Runaway Daughters.

Sabrina, Satan's School for Girls, Scandal Makers, Scarface, School for Scoundrels, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Shadow of a Doubt, The Shaggy Dog, Shall We Dance ?, Shame, Shiva, Sisters, South Pacific, Splendor in the Grass, Spring Parade, Springtime in a Small Town, The Squaw Man, Stagecoach, a Star is fucking Born, and boring. State Fair, The Stepfather, Straw Dogs, The Sun Also Rises, Suspiria, The Swan, Sweet November, Swept Away, Taxi, The Ten Commandments, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, That Darn Cat, The Thief of Bagdad, This Gun for Hire, The Thomas Crown Affair, To Be or Not to Be, Toolbox Murders, Total Recall, Tower of London, True Grit, True Lies, 2001 Maniacs, Unfaithfull, Unfaithfully Yours, The Unholy Three, Up in Mabel's Room, Up in the River.

Valley Girl, the Vanishing, Vanishing Point, Victor and Victoria, Village of the Damned, The Virginian, Walking Tall, The Wasp Woman, Waterloo Bridge, The Way of All The Flesh, West Side Story, We're No Angels, When a Stranger Calls, What Women Want, White Men Can't Jump, The Wicked Lady, The Wicker Man, Witchboard, Witness for the Prosecution, The Wizard of Gore, The Wolf Man, The Women, The Yellow Hankerchief.

Tous ces films ont eu un scénario original ou on été adapté de livres ou de pièce de théâtre ou d'une autre oeuvre artistique. 

TOUS ces films ont été sujets de remake. Et je ne les nomme quand même pas tous.  

Je méprise souverainement les remakes. Comme les producteurs d'Hollywood méprisent les fans de scénarios originaux. 

Y a pas que l'argent, ridicules artisans. Y a l'audace et le talent. 

Qui commence souvent par une bonne histoire. 

Toutes les images sont tirées de films ORIGINAUX, repris par d'autres sans imagination dans cette chronique.

Pas d'hyperlien, faites vos recherches, selon votre âge, vous avez un film qui vous nait en tête pour certains titres qui seraient différents du mien ou du boomer ou du millénial. 

Impossible en 2025, d'aller voir un film en salle qui ne soit pas un Marvel ou un DC, une suite ou encore un fucking remake. Jennifer Lopez The Kiss of the Spider Woman ? 

Non fucking merci.